Never buy an Apple, please!
When my shitty Apply computer crashes, I often send Apple this message -


Please describe the circumstances leading to the crash and any other relevant information:

You know what? APPLE SUCKS. SAFARI SUCKS. I want my money back after buying this shitty computer. FUUUUUUCCCCKKK you.

My brother in law works for Microsoft (has for 15 years) and I should have listened to him when he was trying to talk me out of buying this PIECE OF SHIT computer, but nooo, I wanted something that "looked" cool.

Could you send me a new computer, to at least make me hate Apple any less?

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUUUCKK YOU.

I am going to smash the FUCK out of this computer once I get a new one.

ROT IN HELL APPLE.

I can't believe you don't care about ripping off people (esp. young kids who care more about being cool) and people that care about having a computer that is easy to operate.

FUUUUUCKKK YOOOU.

I have been receiving these "crash" messages for FOUR FUCKING YEARS and I now have been fed the FUCK UP with it.

I am telling ALL of my friends and family to never buy an Apple again and they will listen.


Once again, FUCK YOU for making my life harder!!!!